Tuesday, September 09, 2003
and so i call back. read the entries below first if lost. third entry down counting this one.
dhanes-hello
me- hahaha wad did u dow
dhanes- i went ot get food
me-wad food?
d-bread?
m-wad kind of bread?
d-otah bread must u write eveyr single thing
m-( i lie)
d-its 11 . 11
m-wOWW
d-since ure not doing anything let me tell you my geog stuff
m-okae! shoot!
d- starts recitingplantation agriculture stuff
m-mmm mmm
d- infrastructure blahblah
m-mmmmm wad about horses
d-no u dunneed horses
m-why dun u need horses
d-why do u need horses in a plantation
m-but wad abt oxes
d-u will find them in india on afield.. but not on a plantation.. ok let me continue. ..blhalbhablah
m-mmmmmmmm
d-workers not attracted by higher paying jobs in city... tefchnology
m-wad abt worker insurance
d-i dun tihnk they really care much about worker insurance.. *continues*
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yesyes if anybody happens to read this ( at all)
that was wu liao...
i wun defend myself
it is 11 at night and i was supposed to be asleep
i wonder what everybody is doing now....
A December Day
I get up. Brush teeth. EAt breakfast. PIG. TV. SOCCER TENNIS and wadeva crap there is on tv
EAT EAT EAT. i LOVE SPORt. love WATching sport. soccer soccer. and i eat eat eat and i grow grow grow
and maybe one day ill gather enough will to maybe participate bit more actively in sport. soccer soccer
tennis tennis. for now ill just watch tVVVVVVV. and then at noon ill mope around the house and prob clear up some mess
and ill go online and ill talk on the phone and arrange outings with pple . den ill just continue watching TV!@!!!!!
thats a nice december day.
An alternative december day
get up. skip toilet. GO OUT! MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE. EAT. tALKtalk talk talk talk neoprint
shop sohp shop shop shop hsop shopshop . den buy ten year series for A levels den start mugging so next time
i wun be this deprived ... writing out the schedule of my would be life in the middle of prelims. blah
study study study mugmugmugmugmug
maybe i should call dhanes now.
dhanes: exterminated in the 17th century mainly by visiting sailors
me: hahaha so interesting dhanes
dhanes: shut up. wooly mammoth.. killed by man for food... excavated bodies complete with flesh hands oh GROSs oh thheres a thing called
wolly rhinocerous also.. o and theres a penguin looking thing thats claled a great ox.. and its extinct apparently
me: uhuh
dhanes: rhino looking thing that hsa three horns.. no four pairs.. no rounded three horns.. and three SHARP horns.. its called unitatherium..
me: sounds like unicorn
dhanes: no its NOT.l its extinct.
me: and anymore? ( dhanes sitl doesnt noe her every word is being recorded down)
dhanes: there's an eohippus... it looks like a horse.. a cross between a horse and a donkey....
me: hUHHH
dhanes: it din haf hooves.i t had TOE.
me: ha
dhanes: they have weird names. thats why they are extinct.
me: we have weird names.
dhanes : yeah wah this book very smelly ah...
me: ...
dhanes: WAH and she cut out a picture of a fish
me: aww so sad...
dhanes: there jus this page of animals talking
there's a giraffe that says : nobody can beat my graceful long neck and dainty long legs
chimpanzees say 50 pull-ups no problem?
dhanes sister in backgfround: oh my goodness dhanes you're so...
me: HAHAH
ok u noe wad i just typed out everything
dhanes: *strunneD* ok WHERE did u type it out -- slowly
what the hell
shut up
you noe right theres a steka
dhanes sister says something insulting to her
dhanes : yo uthink i want to memorise such thing?
back to me: apparently fertilization...
to sister: ok this is dumb
to me: hello. cos they say here fertilization can only take place between eggs and sperms of the same type of animal.
between closely related animals like dhanes and the donkey they find inthe farm they are both dumb.
i am such an idiot. i alter my own words. shut up.
-- she discusses with her sister about some dendril plant that probably existed 1 milion years ago--
dhanes suddenly realises her sister is being irritating
OY GO BACK AND DO YOUR OWN WORK
sister muttters
dhanes says : you noe dragonflies mate in flight?
( we wonder what career path dhanes would take)
to sister: GO AWAYYYYYYY AIYOIIIIIIIII
go and do your own work
to me: did you die? oh my gosh.
*clears throat*
dhanes is such an oidiot.
me: any new animal?
dhanes: NO. YEs. donkey and a pig. called dhanes.
stupid (under breath)
me: what would you consider a positive issue ? for example in a magazine or wad?
dhanes: ( is bewildered) your example doesn't help me
stupid you give such a lousy eample... nevermind
me: fine give up?
her: no i dun give up there isnt exactly a qn for me to give up
me: OY try ley positive issue
dhanes: *rambles not worth noting* i duno!
me: -_- ...give up?>
her: yeaaaa
me: TISSUE
her: HUH? tissue?
oh my gosh....
me: heehee
her: that was supposed to be ajoke ah?
not funny
and our conversation ends here because dhanes has to go tend to sometihng pressing...
convo will resume in 5 minutes, meanwhile i will start a new entry.